Regrettably insufficient material was submitted this week to warrant an edition of the Village News.
The virus of creative exhaustion has taken hold in the village meaning the C-number (which, as you probably know by now, is the the number of contributions received for publication) is now at an unacceptable level.
As a result the Village News has been placed into total lockdown for one week while strenuous efforts are made to contain the virus.
Unless the local community pulls together to defeat the virus of creative exhaustion the lockdown will continue; so as ever, we repeat out central message and appeal to everyone to
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